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The beginning of a potential bad night.

Hello fellow readers and NFL enthusiasts. Let me first thank you for taking the time to read this blog. You reading gives me that nice, warm, tingly feeling inside. Not like that awful, hot, discomfort feeling I get after eating a “grande” special at a Mexican fast food eatery.

Anyway, before I begin the breakdown of each team, let me give the synopsis of how this blog will work:

1. This should NOT be taken seriously. I will throw jabs at players, teams, coaches, etc. Professionalism is not available nor encouraged on this blog. Political correctness is optional.
2. The team’s overall record will be predicted, and major offensive players will be listed (quarterback, running back(s), wide receivers, and tight end(s)), with 2011 stats provided (where applicable).
3. An important defensive player will be highlighted for each team, with major stat(s) from 2011 provided.
4. The potential impact of an incoming rookie will be mentioned briefly.
5. No in-depth breakdown for the offensive line, defensive team, and special teams.

NOTE: If you care that much about kickers, there’s another sport called soccer you’d be more interested in. It’s boring as hell, but has some of the best actors in the world.

6. Most importantly, if you are not satisfied with the information provided, do your own damn darn research.

ANOTHER NOTE: All information provided by ourlads.com, nfl.com, pro-football-reference.com, cbssports.com, espn.com, youtube.com, various other sources, and yes, wikipedia.org. Thank God for Wikipedia always being accurate and truthful... right? 

First up: NFC East. Will be published Tuesday, 9 pm. Now get to da choppa!